5 Fun Places to Have Sex

Sex should not be a ‘bedroom only’ activity. There are a lot of fun places to have sex outside of the bedroom. Some couples try to add a bit of variety to their sex life by having sex in new and unfamiliar locations. Others try to make things even more exciting by adding a hint of danger and having sex in locations with less privacy. Ultimately it’s not the place that really matters but the thought of being caught in the act.

For some couples, the more public the location is the hotter the sex will be. One of my previous office mates did it in a conference room while everyone in the surrounding offices was busy working. I also remember someone doing it in the bathroom of a popular nightclub with lots of customers, including me, waiting for them to get out. Then there is the infamous ‘mile-high’ club for people risky enough to have sex in the bathroom of a flying airplane.

Heat it up!

Spice up your sex life by seducing your partner outside of the bedroom when they least expect it. While this might be a bit out of character for you let go of your inhibitions and embrace your inner daredevil. I know this sounds crazy, but chances are as long as you are both reasonably comfortable with the change in setting, the effort will be well worth it.

What follows is a list of the top 5 places you should bring your partner to have sex and some helpful tips to guide you along the way.

1.On the car. Avoid being predictable and instead of trying to take her in the backseat get more creative. Block her from getting in by embracing her in a kiss. While you are kissing slowly move in until you have her pinned up against the car. Then start to lightly kiss those sensitive spots on her neck and collar bone and caress her while slowly loosening and unfastening her clothes. If she is hesitant try unfastening your clothes first. Hopefully your car is parked in a location that provides some privacy so that you are both comfortable enough to fully enjoy the moment.

2.In the front row of a movie theater. Nobody ever sits in the front row of a movie theater. So the next time you bring your partner to see a movie guide her to sit in a seat in the front row. When the movie begins it’s time to make your move. Play your cards right and the next time you are at the movies she will be the one asking to sit in the front row.

3.On the Beach. With a blanket and bottle of wine in hand, head for your sandy sexual playground. Sunset is the perfect setting for sex on the beach. You can also try it on the lifeguard’s chair.

4.In the office. Find some excuse to bring your partner to your office afterhours so that you can show her how hard you can really work. Take advantage of all that desk space in the conference room and treasure every moment of it.

5.On a waterbed. Make some of waves of your own as you move together with your partner. Allow yourselves to be carried away by the constant ebbing and flowing tidal wave. This can be absolutely mind-blowing.

These are just a few of the fun places to have sex. You can get really creative and try having sex in a golf course, on the kitchen table, in the backyard, on the stairs, outside in the rain, and many other locations. As long as you are comfortable with it then give it a go.

Discover Why Most Females Are Not Aroused by Hardcore Porn Movies and Photos

There is no gainsaying the fact that most women are not turned on by the type of porn movies and pictures you see everywhere especially on the internet. In fact, most females are put off by it and they are often not happy with their spouses watching them. These porn movies are scripted mostly by men who have never taken the pains or pleasure of finding out what their women want in bed from them. Most of the men just jump on the bed and pounce on the hapless women who, out of a duty to them, try to fall in line and pretend to enjoy sex with them though most would have gradually opted out of it.

Over 95.74% of hardcore movies available online and offline are made for the enjoyment of males and for the satisfaction of the male sexual needs.

What are the general themes of these movies?

Male sexual satisfaction.

What is the usual mode of operation?

Male domination.

How do these movies ordinarily operate?

The very muscular well endowed male desires sex and meets a very small thin girl and they start romancing and move on to foreplay. The man manhandles the girl any whichever way he wants in the name of foreplay. The hapless girl who must earn a living responds by making noise they assume are turning their watchers on. Then the man mounts her and sex takes place.

The movie ends with the man dismounting and stimulating himself to ejaculation which he deposits on the face or in the mouth or on the body of the girl. The movie then ends. The man is congratulated [I suppose] for a wonderful performance and the girl is paid her wages. And they call this sex and expect women to enjoy it.

For women, sex is not just a physical thing. It involves the emotions as well. Intimacy is a better word for it. Any man who recognizes this and applies the knowledge will always have women adoring him in bed and afterward.

Most Disturbing Movie Sex Scenes Ever

Sex scenes in films are normally romantic, sensual and steamy. Sometimes they’re a little awkward, sometimes funny or amusing, and sometimes a tad disturbing. Then there are the scenes that are just downright disgusting.

In honour of Universal Pictures’ The Change-up, which is out on Blu-ray and DVD from 23rd January, these filthy sex scenes are exactly what we’re celebrating. In the film, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) has a weekly rendezvous with Tatiana (Mircea Monroe), a 9-months pregnant woman he apparently met at childbirth class. While she’s lovely, the scene is anything but as she charges into the flat demanding wild animal sex.

Feeling quite sorry for Dave (Jason Bateman), who is trapped in Mitch’s body at the time of the encounter, we decided to trawl through the past two decades and relive other films that made us wince, cringe, and cover our eyes.

10. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, 2004

Kumar (Kal Penn) shows the world just how intense a love affair with drugs can be as he moans in pleasure during sex with a giant bag of weed. While seemingly every stoner’s dream come true, it’s questionable how this asexual bag of marijuana is able to do much without any actual body parts.

9. American Pie, 1999

In one of the most classic sex-with-an-inanimate-object scenes, we cringe as Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught by his dad having sex with his mother’s freshly made pie. It forever changed the meaning of warm apple pie and made us ponder the similarities between baked goods and sex.

8. Jack Frost, 1996

Jim’s American Pie crush Shannon Elizabeth was previously crushed by a killer snowman in this cult classic, most notable for its hilariously poor acting. While intended to be a frightening rape scene, the result is a sordid sexual encounter between a snowman and a teen girl. Besides the fact that Frosty looks like a giant marshmallow, the grossest part is probably that he is poking her with his carrot nose.

7. Good Luck Chuck, 2007

Having women literally lining up to sleep with you probably sounds like heaven to most men. Chuck (Dane Cook) learns it can be the opposite when you’re doing it with the type of freaks that are more focused on praying to God the Saviour than pleasing you, or have a tattoo that reads George W. above her, um, bush.

6. Step Brothers, 2008

Dale (John C. Reilly) is taken by surprise in the men’s toilet when his step brother’s wife goes stalker crazy and demands sex. After hopping onto his bits and thrusting back and forth in a way that oddly resembles a woodpecker, she tells him to ‘Stay golden, pony boy’ before lifting a leg and taking a wee in the urinal. Dale thinks it’s incredible, which it kind of is if you’re into quick, woodpecker sex and women that wee like men.

5. Team America: World Police, 2004

In this controversial sex scene (nine edits had to be shown to the Motion Picture Association of America before they would approve it), we see puppets go at it from every possible angle their plastic bodies will allow. While their creepy smiles don’t change at all during the romp, their positions do quite a bit – with each one making us wonder more and more what the heck we’re doing watching disturbing doll sex.

4. The Hangover Part II, 2011

While we don’t actually see the sex scene between Stu (Ed Helms) and the Thai transvestite he has emotional sex with while black out drunk, our imagination is free to conjure up some pretty dirty images. What we do get to see is Stu’s priceless reaction as ‘she’ reveals her private parts and he comes to terms with the fact that he made love to a she-he.

3. The Change-Up, 2011

Dave (Jason Bateman), while trapped in Mitch’s (Ryan Reynolds) body, is seduced by a very pregnant and horny woman, who is expecting her weekly sex session. She lunges toward him, her enormous nude belly leading the way, and attacks the repulsed Dave-as-Mitch. Yes, pregnant women are beautiful, but not when you can see their baby’s foot protruding through their enlarged stomach. The next scene isn’t much better, as Mitch-as-Dave is privy to Dave’s naked wife taking a massive poo on the toilet.

2. Bad Santa, 2003

Billy Bob Thornton shows us a side of Santa we never wanted to see when he engages in anal sex with a prostitute in the dressing room at work. The scene pretty much destroys the visions we had as children of jolly old Saint Nick and his sweet Mrs. Claus.

1. Kingpin, 1996

Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) opts for repulsive sex with his landlady in lieu of paying rent. Post sex, as he is projectile vomiting in the toilet, she questions the relationship between good sex and a good crap: ‘What is it about good sex that always makes me have to crap? Guess it’s all that pumping. Pump and dump.’ How poetic.