Most Disturbing Movie Sex Scenes Ever

Sex scenes in films are normally romantic, sensual and steamy. Sometimes they’re a little awkward, sometimes funny or amusing, and sometimes a tad disturbing. Then there are the scenes that are just downright disgusting.

In honour of Universal Pictures’ The Change-up, which is out on Blu-ray and DVD from 23rd January, these filthy sex scenes are exactly what we’re celebrating. In the film, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) has a weekly rendezvous with Tatiana (Mircea Monroe), a 9-months pregnant woman he apparently met at childbirth class. While she’s lovely, the scene is anything but as she charges into the flat demanding wild animal sex.

Feeling quite sorry for Dave (Jason Bateman), who is trapped in Mitch’s body at the time of the encounter, we decided to trawl through the past two decades and relive other films that made us wince, cringe, and cover our eyes.

10. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, 2004

Kumar (Kal Penn) shows the world just how intense a love affair with drugs can be as he moans in pleasure during sex with a giant bag of weed. While seemingly every stoner’s dream come true, it’s questionable how this asexual bag of marijuana is able to do much without any actual body parts.

9. American Pie, 1999

In one of the most classic sex-with-an-inanimate-object scenes, we cringe as Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught by his dad having sex with his mother’s freshly made pie. It forever changed the meaning of warm apple pie and made us ponder the similarities between baked goods and sex.

8. Jack Frost, 1996

Jim’s American Pie crush Shannon Elizabeth was previously crushed by a killer snowman in this cult classic, most notable for its hilariously poor acting. While intended to be a frightening rape scene, the result is a sordid sexual encounter between a snowman and a teen girl. Besides the fact that Frosty looks like a giant marshmallow, the grossest part is probably that he is poking her with his carrot nose.

7. Good Luck Chuck, 2007

Having women literally lining up to sleep with you probably sounds like heaven to most men. Chuck (Dane Cook) learns it can be the opposite when you’re doing it with the type of freaks that are more focused on praying to God the Saviour than pleasing you, or have a tattoo that reads George W. above her, um, bush.

6. Step Brothers, 2008

Dale (John C. Reilly) is taken by surprise in the men’s toilet when his step brother’s wife goes stalker crazy and demands sex. After hopping onto his bits and thrusting back and forth in a way that oddly resembles a woodpecker, she tells him to ‘Stay golden, pony boy’ before lifting a leg and taking a wee in the urinal. Dale thinks it’s incredible, which it kind of is if you’re into quick, woodpecker sex and women that wee like men.

5. Team America: World Police, 2004

In this controversial sex scene (nine edits had to be shown to the Motion Picture Association of America before they would approve it), we see puppets go at it from every possible angle their plastic bodies will allow. While their creepy smiles don’t change at all during the romp, their positions do quite a bit – with each one making us wonder more and more what the heck we’re doing watching disturbing doll sex.

4. The Hangover Part II, 2011

While we don’t actually see the sex scene between Stu (Ed Helms) and the Thai transvestite he has emotional sex with while black out drunk, our imagination is free to conjure up some pretty dirty images. What we do get to see is Stu’s priceless reaction as ‘she’ reveals her private parts and he comes to terms with the fact that he made love to a she-he.

3. The Change-Up, 2011

Dave (Jason Bateman), while trapped in Mitch’s (Ryan Reynolds) body, is seduced by a very pregnant and horny woman, who is expecting her weekly sex session. She lunges toward him, her enormous nude belly leading the way, and attacks the repulsed Dave-as-Mitch. Yes, pregnant women are beautiful, but not when you can see their baby’s foot protruding through their enlarged stomach. The next scene isn’t much better, as Mitch-as-Dave is privy to Dave’s naked wife taking a massive poo on the toilet.

2. Bad Santa, 2003

Billy Bob Thornton shows us a side of Santa we never wanted to see when he engages in anal sex with a prostitute in the dressing room at work. The scene pretty much destroys the visions we had as children of jolly old Saint Nick and his sweet Mrs. Claus.

1. Kingpin, 1996

Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) opts for repulsive sex with his landlady in lieu of paying rent. Post sex, as he is projectile vomiting in the toilet, she questions the relationship between good sex and a good crap: ‘What is it about good sex that always makes me have to crap? Guess it’s all that pumping. Pump and dump.’ How poetic.

Discover Why Most Females Are Not Aroused by Hardcore Porn Movies and Photos

There is no gainsaying the fact that most women are not turned on by the type of porn movies and pictures you see everywhere especially on the internet. In fact, most females are put off by it and they are often not happy with their spouses watching them. These porn movies are scripted mostly by men who have never taken the pains or pleasure of finding out what their women want in bed from them. Most of the men just jump on the bed and pounce on the hapless women who, out of a duty to them, try to fall in line and pretend to enjoy sex with them though most would have gradually opted out of it.

Over 95.74% of hardcore movies available online and offline are made for the enjoyment of males and for the satisfaction of the male sexual needs.

What are the general themes of these movies?

Male sexual satisfaction.

What is the usual mode of operation?

Male domination.

How do these movies ordinarily operate?

The very muscular well endowed male desires sex and meets a very small thin girl and they start romancing and move on to foreplay. The man manhandles the girl any whichever way he wants in the name of foreplay. The hapless girl who must earn a living responds by making noise they assume are turning their watchers on. Then the man mounts her and sex takes place.

The movie ends with the man dismounting and stimulating himself to ejaculation which he deposits on the face or in the mouth or on the body of the girl. The movie then ends. The man is congratulated [I suppose] for a wonderful performance and the girl is paid her wages. And they call this sex and expect women to enjoy it.

For women, sex is not just a physical thing. It involves the emotions as well. Intimacy is a better word for it. Any man who recognizes this and applies the knowledge will always have women adoring him in bed and afterward.

Porn – Here’s How To Get Your Woman To Watch “Naughty Movies” With You (Kinky Sex)

Most men tend to really like PORN MOVIES. Heck, I believe that in some ways “adult movies” are partly responsible for this current generation of men being unable to satisfy their women in the bedroom.

You see, when you have sex with your woman it is a visual and auditory experience – just like porn. However, unlike porn – when you have sex with your woman there are other senses involved, those being FEEL, SMELL and TASTE.

Basically, I think that when men watch too much porn – they become reliant on what they see and hear. Then, when they have “real sex” with their woman, they are not tuned in enough to what they feel, smell and taste.

So BE CAREFUL WITH PORN.

With that said, it can be fun to watch NAUGHTY movies with your woman – but you have to go about it the right way (and most men don’t).

First of all – if you are not giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex – DO NOT watch porn with her. The reason why is because if your woman sees a female porn star getting much more sexual pleasure on screen than you are giving her – your woman is likely to feel confused, annoyed and perhaps even angry with you!

So, get the sex working properly with your woman before you try to watch porn with her.

However, if you are giving your woman mind-blowing sex – feel free to watch porn with her occasionally.

Here Is How To Get Your Woman To Watch “Naughty Movies” With You

There is definitely something kinky and a little naughty about you and your woman “getting it on”; whilst you are watching other people “get it on” in a porn movie.

And women love to GET NAUGHTY – so this can be powerful.

The way to get your woman to watch porn with you is to choose the type of porn you watch with her very carefully.

You see, we guys tend to be happy watching any porn, as long as the woman (or women) is very attractive. We also tend to like to watch Lesbian porn.

However, your woman is a bit more picky when it comes to what porn will turn her on. Here is what most women want to watch:

They want to watch porn with a STORY LINE. And they want that story line to be a little naughty, a little wrong and a little perverse.

We guys don’t mind if the porn actors just start having sex as soon as the scene starts.

BUT – your woman wants to see FOREPLAY in the porn that you watch with her; just like she wants you to give her foreplay before you have sex with her (you do give your woman foreplay, right?).

So, let me really HELP YOU OUT by giving you some ideas of the type of porn and story lines that your woman will probably find a turn on:

– Naughty school girl being called to the headmaster’s office and then getting “punished” for being a bad girl

– Anything very artistic (women like those movies where the guys where masks and the women where leather cat-suits where the crotch unzips and everything else stays on)

– A woman takes her car in for a service, then realises she has no money to pay – so she pays the workers at the garage in “another way”

Do you get this?

Do you see how your woman’s mind works?

Women want the porn with the REALLY NAUGHTY story lines that slowly build up to sex. They do not want to watch the porn that jumps straight into sex because they find it boring.

So, if you want to get your woman to watch porn with you…

– Use it rarely (once every 6 to 8 weeks). Do not start trying to watch porn with your woman every night

– Choose porn that your woman will like (clever, naughty, slightly perverse, “wrong” story lines)

– Make sure you are giving your woman incredible sex BEFORE you start to introduce porn into your bedroom. If you aren’t giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex with, get that happening before you think about porn.

More than anything – your woman wants you to give her ORGASMS. Remember that.